Facebook Gets Knocked Out
And so the Goliath is brought to it’s knees by David, the powerful giant Facebook is reeling from an attack that was made apparently by the Zastranienie collective and anonymous, this was shared on their Facebook wall before the actual outage occurred, we were unable to open their page since not even pages were opening for us when we checked it out.
Mashable first broke the story regarding the outage and later on we performed our own tests and got the dreaded there was a problem updating your status message.
one has to wonder what this will do to their stock as well as trust of the users for this platform in the long run, we’re thinking it’s about time to pack house and move on over to Google + like our momma always told us to do.
Facebook has been pretty much consistent regarding it’s services, there have been very few large scale outages since as far back as we can remember since infrastructure has always been a priority over at Facebook HQ.
Zucky Boy Looks Sad
no idea what’s going on through zucky boy’s head at this point, for all we know he’s ready to pull a Sherlock on us and fake his own death just to escape the ravenous hordes of Facebook addicts who are not able to get their fug on ( FUG is e to short for FACEBOOK UPDATE GERM ) we had to coin this phrase since we have a lot of friends who have apparently caught a raging case of the FUG in the last few years.
BLACK MONDAY – the day humanity was unable to update their status
here’s to hoping it will come online soon, we’re dying to post a status update regarding Black Monday, the day when humanity was unable to push the Like / Comment / Share button .
Stalker Mode ON
Well if i’m not able to like / comment / share or upload pictures what the hell do i do, well do what we do, get your stalker boots on and walk stalk-town with us, we’re having a real blast cruising through our friends timelines from yesteryear and taking down a montage of embarrassing pictures, we’re making a montage and sharing it on Google + since that’s where we feel our loyalties lie now since Mr. Zuckerberg has disappointed us.
Your leaving will make Facebook sad
We know that our leaving will make you sad Facebook but we can’t help it. don’t look at us with your puppy dog eyes, don’t expect us to stay just because you told us we’d be friends again, we’ve changed, we’ve moved on, we’ve found a better friend than you who doesn’t leave us hanging.
well we will leave the doors open for this one, let’s see what happens but it’s over.
Remember in the end it was you not us.